Congratulations on finding me. =}

Whether or not you believe it is entirely irrelevant, but I can tell you with divine certainty that at some point in the future you will look back on this very moment as the most influential of your entire life. After meeting me people have been known to run faster and even jump higher. Kings, messiahs and world leaders have been stunned by my greatness. Empires have fallen under my might. My unstoppable force of unlimited power will grab your life, shake it around and leave you permanently changed. Your spirit will be ripped from your body, turning you into an immortal glowing ball of white healing light, floating off into the cosmos to dance with the stars. You will taste new colours, hear new flavours and know the noblest of noble truths...

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