Angličtina

I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should.
Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Lol.
Six things I could never do without:
Great food
Music
5 Senses
Love
Sex
Adrenaline

Self-summary:
I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither (smile). Details at 11.
NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”
I love to listen to smooth jazz music as I relax on my back patio. I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of pool. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.
I loooove to sing Luther Vandross songs. Also, I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) MAY GOD BLESS YOU INDEED!! I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. applause:
What I’m doing with my life:
I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!!
Six things I could never do without:
Money,books, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind (ok, so what…I chose seven).
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Having sex with Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, and Kim Kardashian the same time though}. I heard that they are quite fond of me so I figure that’s the least that I could do. AIN’T I SWEET!!!
On a typical Friday night I am:
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE Now !!!
what im looking for
Someone who is romantic, but also practical (so that we complement each other), who is generally happy and doesn't get worked up too easily, who loves eating, is optimistic, and enjoys the fine things in life (music, food, and art being the main ones). Also, you have a sense of humor and love to Laugh

Býk

Normální

1,78 m

Hnědá

Afroameričan/ka

Rozveden/a

Ne

Ne

Hrudník

Ani mě to nenapadne

Černá

Pes

Ne

Nějaká výška

Na plný úvazek

Prodej / Marketing

Probate Property Specialist

$45,000USD až $59,999USD

Sám/sama

Přátelé občas přijdou

Ano - cigarety

Ne

Drama, Filmy, Sportovní

Akční, Komedie, Drama